The Rook’s Got Orange Pride: Future Hooters Alum
There’s nothing like unpacking your cruise wear and finding your purpose in life. Seriously. After a four-day bender in the Bahamas I’ve lost my dignity,…
The Rook Presents: High School USA
In talking with my high school aged cousins the other day (just after I returned from buying them beer and cigarettes) I realized that the…
You Know We Have A Baseball Site Too, Right?
The “Jay Hawk”….really? Worst face of a franchise ever. Look here, FWG readership I’m not going to tell you what to do, but you need…
1 Year Old Snowboarder Hits The Slopes
So my buddy Mike sends me this video and says “this depresses the shit out of me.” See, Mike is a first time snowboarder and…
Creepy Communications Guy Can’t Keep Hands To Himself
First off who is the Ken Brockman look-a-like covering this story. Second off, the “meeting after the meeting” line is priceless, “I’m sorry I can’t…
Are You As Desperate For Football Season As I Am? Good. In The Meantime Here Is A 2 Year Old Singing Justin Bieber
I don’t want to say that I “discovered” Justin Bieber, because I’m sure there was like, one maybe two “tweens” out there that loved him…
R.I.P. Jared Allen’s Mullet
Jared Allen cut his beautiful mullet for (and I’m quoting him) “love.” Had to for the wedding. I say, why marry a girl who won’t…
The Rook Presents: Downhill for Danica Patrick
Headline reads: Tony Kanaan tells teammate Danica Patrick to improve her attitude. Please Kanaan make fun of her helmet hair, tell her that neon green…
Marijuana: The Calorie Free Alternative To Beer
Now you might be saying to yourself, wait a minute that title and video don’t match up, and you’re right. The video is about all…