Cutest Thing You’ll See Today (Followed By Ignorant Email)
Reader E-mail: FWG- Love the blog, blah blah blah, I’m fat too. Anyway, here’s’ this video ofa 6 year old girl pumping herself up in…
I’ve Been Watching Lost For 6 Years And I Missed The Finale
For six years, six long and frustrating and often confusing years I’ve toiled with the passengers of Oceanic Flight 815. I’ve watched them get shot,…
The Rook Presents: Cruise Season & Memorable Moments with Tony Romo
It is cruise season and I’m on detox. There is a bikini hanging from every kitchen cabinet of my parent’s house. Keeping me honest. No…
How Do We Pay For Education In This Economy? By Taxing Strippers, Of Course.
I love that they have the lead in interview with Carmella Cioffi, occupation: Stripper. Tremendous. I’m 100% for this, anyone that has ever had the…
Study Suggests That Bacon Is Bad For You
Chicago (Reuters) Eating hot dogs, bacon, sausage or deli meats increases the chance of heart disease by 42 percent, US researchers said in a report out…
This Is Why You Don’t Screw With Rugby Players
Since I’ve been in Boston my buddy Murph (what? a Murphy in Boston? I don’t believe it) has been trying to get me to play…
Obama’s Dog Is Worth $1,600 or Precisely 8x What My Dogs Cost
Financial records indicate that the estimated worth of “Bo” the dog that was a gift from Ted Kennedy, is an astounding $1,600. Now, before I…
The Rook Presents: Kid cries for Canucks. I’m turning in my Sabres jersey…
For shame, Canucks. For shame! Breaks my heart. I didn’t even cry that hard when I found out the Tooth Fairy wasn’t real (mostly because…
Drink Pabst, Save America!
I wish Pabst sponsored this blog, and not because I want the money. Nope, I’d take my payment in 100 cold cases of Americas Best…
Your Fat White Guy Moment Of The Week
/Football season needs to hurry the hell up and get here.