Wake Up! With Good Word Play and Fun Porno Names
Back to reality for the working masses. Sure Christmas was a treat, Kwanza has begun, and the NFL has left us with a few more…
Dear Governor Rendell….
Governor Rendell, I have no problem with you lamenting the wussification of America. Just look at all those in the airline business who failed to…
San Diego Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl Is Here, And Bowl Selection Couldn’t Get Any Worse
So far the bowl season has offered only one quality football game. Sadly, for this former employee anyway, this was the Beef O’Brady’s Bowl. The…
FWG Insider: Once You Go Black You Never Go Back (Tales From A Birkin Bag Shopping Fiasco)
Had an interesting experience last week and decided to share my story with FWG Nation. For those who might’ve missed my previous posts, I work…
Ukulele Kid Is Messing Up My Universe/Proving We’re All Celebrating Mediocrity
Hey kid, come see me after you’ve learned the words. This is America, being Asian and good an instrument isn’t good enough on its own. …
The Rook Presents: “Sack me, Sanchez.” and watered down tales from New Meadowlands Stadium
Confession: I’m now a Jets fan. Sorry Dad. Sanchez is well within my travel radius/marital status for creeping. So my cousin gets two tickets to…
Just In Time, Your Fat White Guy Moment Of The Year: Dan Connolly With The Win!
I’m not going to mince words here, Dan Connolly is not the hero of fat kids everywhere. Tremendous fundamentals! Carrying the ball high and tight,…
Wake Up! FWG’s New College Bowl Writer Is On Deck…..
Today used to be one of my favorite days of the year. It trumped Christmas, the 4th of July, National Toilet Day (November 19th according…
Michael Vick Would Like Another Dog….And I’d Like To Slap Some Sense Into Him
“I would love to get another dog in the future. I think it would be a big step for me in the rehabilitation process. “I…
Password Thursday at Ted’s in Storrs: UConn Women Style
Hopefully finals week is going alright. I know for some of you – it has come and gone – which means one thing and one thing…