Weekend Recap: The Brief Edition
Donation day at the Bronx Zoo, where you can pay anything, including nothing, ends up costing more due to the therapy you need after your nerves…
Tony Romo Can Suck A Bag Of Dicks
I bought into the whole, ‘Tony Romo is going to have a huge season’ thing. He was starting the season healthy, and had arguably the…
Damn It Feels Good To Be A Football Fan
Last night’s season opener between the Packers and Saints escalated quickly. I mean it really got out of hand fast. I think Aaron Rodgers killed…
Dear Mr Fantasy…Week 1
Fantasy football is socially acceptable stalking. You spend hours studying players; where they’re going, who they’re going to be meeting when they get there, how…
The Weekend Recap: My Favorite Things Edition
I spent my Labor Day weekend camping at the St James River State Park with my older brother, his fiancé, and my girlfriend, who lost…
The Weekend Recap: Silver Lining Edition
College football has become harder to watch in recent years. That was the sentiment my brother and I shared on our way to a camping…
Excessive Cruelty
The following video is from a High School football game in Ohio. Two players celebrate a go ahead touchdown, and are subsequently penalized for it….
Phuck You Philly: Part 4
I want to hate on Michael Vick for making $100 million, less than two years after being in a federal prison for torturing and killing…