Driver’s Ed – rookie debut
A fine day indeed. Boss man handed me the reins to this one-horse sleigh. So please keep you hands and arms inside the ride at…
Wake Up! Sad, Sad, Hipster.
Good morning people. Perhaps you’ve noticed a certain stench in your city, community, office, dorm room. The undeniable stink of patchouli and apathetic decision making. The…
Feliz Cinco de Mayo: Este es el niño más espantoso Mexicano de todos los tiempos.
Roughly translated: Happy Cinco de Mayo….this is the scariest Mexican child of all time. This is Floyd Diaz a.k.a. “Cash Flow.” This little bastard scared the…
Wake Up! With Musings From Upstate
Good morning fans of Thoughts From a Fat White Guy. You may have noticed a lack of posting yesterday, as in…absolutely none. Well that’s because…
Women March Topless For…..Equality?
FARMINGTON, Maine -Nearly two dozen women marched topless through this college town Friday to protest a double-standard that allows men to take off their shirts…
Boston’s Water Crisis Means You Get Lack-Luster Blogging
I’m not pointing fingers here, but someone done-fucked-up. The Greater Boston area is without tap water, which means that the Greater Boston area is also…
Let Morbidly Obese Kid Singing Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” Take You Into The Weekend
Poor bastard. Not only is he immortalized on YouTube in this video, but I’m pretty sure that was his dad walking around with no pants…
Could You Be Mr. Right?
Everyday I comb the Craigslist Personals in search of plus-sized love. Rarely do I ever find anything worth posting….until today: LOOKING 4 MR,RIGHT AM A…
This Week’s Sign Of The Apocalypse: Boy Scout Fail
Introducing the video-game merit badge. Alright, alright, in all fairness it’s just a “belt loop” but who cares? Now we are rewarding the future leaders…
Your Fat White Guy Moment Of The Week
One of my fondest childhood memories is my Dad taking me to McD’s to get after school a Happy Meal for me, cheeseburgers for him,…