If I See Someone Walking Around With A Tebow Jersey, I’ll Probably Slap The Shit Out Of Them
So according to every major news outlet, that considers this news, Tebow’s jersey is not the hottest selling in the NFL. Say what you will…
The Decade’s Definitive “NFL All-Bust Team” Part II: Defense
Today we are running Part II of The Decade’s Definitive NFL All-Bust Team over on FWG-NFL we’ve combed over thousands of possible candidates to bring…
Penn Football Players Death a Suicide
I hate news like this. And I hope that Owen Thomas’s family is okay right now. I hope this sheds some light on a major…
FWG Goes Shopping (In Bulk): Hilarity Ensues
Buying groceries in bulk says one of two things: I’m savvy about consumer products over the long-term or, I’m a fat kid and I’m just…
The Decade’s Definitive “NFL All-Bust Team”
Jay and Will, the boys over at Thoughts From a Fat White Guy: NFL have put together the definitive list on this decade’s worst draft…
UNH Tight End Scott Sicko Calls It Quits
Scott Sicko went undrafted this year. And now, despite considerable interest from teams around the NFL, he says that his playing days are done. He’s…
Where FWG Will Be Blogging From This Summer
If the picture above, which features the native population doesn’t tell you all you need to know, then here it is: Martha’s Vineyard. That’s right…
Can $258 Million Get You An Appointment At The Dentist? This Man Hopes So
JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. – A Missouri man who won a $258 million Powerball jackpot and plans to use some of the money to pay bills,…
Wake Up! ….With A Metaphor For How Your Sad Life Has Become
Sears has really taken the guess work out of what guys are looking for in a woman: lumpy breasts and one arm. They’ve boiled down…
This Week’s Sign Of The Apocalypse: This Qualifies as “News” In Iowa
This was the lead on BOTH of Iowa’s major news networks. I’m not hating on Iowa, some of my best friends are from there but…