Wet t-shirt contest? Yeah, golf still sucks.
Yay for Upstate NY. Where there’s cows, rednecks, and the LPGA *gag* At least we have good wines to boast (which I so expertly tested…
Articles by The Rook
The Rook Presents an HR Nightmare
Take that, mass-killer-slash-tyrant-ruler!! Toiling in your rat infested, communist sweat shops – bah! I’d rather risk my life for the World’s Biggest Snoozefest that I…
The Rook is over Bieber Fever.
Glad that there’s NOTHING new to report from the most boring week of my life. While the FWG has been sun-bathing in Martha’s Vineyard, I’ve…
The Rook Plays Pictionary with the Stars
Philly Flyers’ Chris Pronger – Chicago Tribune‘s hating turned into a self-fulfilling prophecy when the Blackhawks notched the Stanley Cup. The princess in his tutu…
The Rook Weighs In: Speaking of Celebrity Crushes…
It’s not exactly a secret…I have no business talking sports. Like any good American girl, my main concern with college athletics is 99.9% superficial and…
The Rook Presents: Spandex is not fun for the whole family, it’s for has-beens
Why not run a 3.5-mile race in 90% humidity with a gang bang of over 9,000 sweaty co-workers ? Last night I laced up my…
The Rook’s Got Orange Pride: Future Hooters Alum
There’s nothing like unpacking your cruise wear and finding your purpose in life. Seriously. After a four-day bender in the Bahamas I’ve lost my dignity,…
The Rook Presents: High School USA
In talking with my high school aged cousins the other day (just after I returned from buying them beer and cigarettes) I realized that the…
The Rook Presents: Downhill for Danica Patrick
Headline reads: Tony Kanaan tells teammate Danica Patrick to improve her attitude. Please Kanaan make fun of her helmet hair, tell her that neon green…